I would like to take this opportunity to thank the following individuals and organizations, without whom Schlongs4Seals would not be possible/necessary:
* PETA, for treating women like meat;
* Like-minded animal advocacy, environmental, and human social justice organizations that are all too eager to follow PETA's lead;
* Fauxgressive dudebros and hegan douchebags, for eating this shit up;
* Ingrid Newkirk, for being an intolerant asshat, almost completely impervious to criticism; and
* A very extra-special, super-shiny THANKS to Michael McDade, aka SeaL Shepherd, whose "Boobs for Seals" group provided the inspiration for Schlongs4Seals. Had he not gotten my page kicked off of Facebook, this here website would not exist.